Football Jokes

Paperback

390 EGP
Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course! Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well armed! FOOTBALLER: I think I must have hay fever. How can I stop my nose running? 
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Description

Hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around. Perfect for football fans to enjoy in-between those all-important World Cup games, Premiere League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When it dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course! Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots. How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well armed! FOOTBALLER: I think I must have hay fever. How can I stop my nose running? 

Additional Information

ISBN13
9781447254614
Format
Paperback
Language
English
Age
6 - 8 Years, 9 - 12 Years
Pages
80
Dimensions
13 x 20 cm
Series
Football Superstars , Ultimate Football Heroes
Publisher
Pan MacMillan
Publication Date
1 Jan 2014

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